Shaved For Battle...

The preferred way to have ones hair is of the shaved or extremely close cut variety.
There are many reasons for this. The most important is that it looks cool. There are other reasons though. With the weather reaching all new highs, it is definitely cooler, temperature wise. Just be sure to wear sunscreen or a hat if outside for a long time or you just might end up looking like some Hiroshima dweller Jap from World War Two!!! If you are a thug life fighter guy, a shaved head is the only choice. When in battle, your enemy will try anything to get an upper hand. And that includes grabbing your hair!
I hate going to shows and seeing the 'AFI look'. Disgusting. The shaggy black hair, sometimes a little messy, maybe even falling over ones eyes, for the added dark and angst filled look. The people sporting this foul hair cut can usually been seen wearing girl pants, and they aren't even girls! But that's another post for another day.
A lot of time and effort is put into this hair style, one would assume. But it takes little time or effort to grab this silly hair and use it as a handle, as you heave them into a wall, window or your knee!
Other times, girls have a modified version of this, known as the 'Helmet Head', where they plaster their hair to their head, with all varieties of hair gel. This was mega popular in the mid to late '90s, but has been making a comeback. Sometimes a babe can pull this off, and continue looking like a total babe. But other times, they look like a fucked up Star Trek character, and are from that point dubbed a 'Romulan'. A good guy named Clif came up with that name years ago.
Of course, there are many preferred methods of hair care for girls besides shaving your head, and that is ok. But if you are a guy and you look in the mirror and realize that what you see has more in common with a girl then maybe it's time to...
Shave Your Head!